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Honey makes the world go round


By Shane Solanki

Apparently, Einstein said something like “Dudes – if the bees go, we’ll soon follow.” Like bee=mc2, this quote has never been proved. But one thing is true; the bees are dying, and we aren’t sure why. Could it be a virus? Mobile phones? Insectides? Global warming? We don’t know… but do not fear! The 21st century is here! Locate a problem, and a grass roots movement will follow…

Perhaps we are closer to bees, and ants, than we care to admit; perhaps we are one of the planet’s many engineering communities; “There’s a problem with the machine, cap’n. Let’s tweak a few knobs and see if we can restore equilibrium.” Perhaps that’s one reason why there are so many urban beekeepers springing up around the globe; the British Beekeepers Association tells us that this year, more bees were working in city hives than in country hives. Or perhaps the reason we’re all getting buzzed up could be something to do with honey…

A commentator on Vergil’s Georgics Volume 4, which tells of honeybees and lost love, remarked that only four things withstand time; gold, sunlight, amber and honey. The ancient Greeks anticipated cryogenic freezing by mummifying their dead in honey. Whilst sugar is synthetic, causes decay of teeth as well as society, has teamed up with Playstation to speed up the demise of civilisation, and was built on the backbone of slavery, honey is a sweet, sticky, completely natural food which – wait for it – is made from flowers (possibly the planet’s most intelligent species, drinking in sunlight and water, putting out nuttin’ but colour, scent and pollen) by bees, who drink flower nectar, and provide us with a substance that tastes like the food of the gods! It’s a no brainer! So perhaps it isn’t a surprise that the amount of beekeepers are on the rise…

Meet Cameo Wood, viola-playing proprietrix and Her Majesty’s Secret Beekeeper. Cameo has brought beekeeping to the American masses by opening HMSB in San Francisco in 2009. The shop is not only an homage to bees and honey, but a one stop shop for anyone interested in beekeeping and honey making. Don’t quote us on this, but we’re sure Cameo waxed lyrical about a state-funded initiative to green roofs all over the city of SF, where ‘juveniles’ would tend to hives. What better solution for angry young men than have them deal with bees to make honey? Now that’s poetry.

And, like any good virus, the news is spreading quickly; suddenly, across the planet, the thought of rooftop gardens is fast becoming a reality as urban planners wake up to the fact that while we fight for every square inch in our rapidly developing cities, rather a large amount of space is available on the top of buildings. Such environments are perfect for bees, who unlike humans (and more specifically children prone to anaphylactic shock) can, of course, fly. Check out the hives atop of London’s famous Fortnum and Mason

So there it is, folks; reasons to bee cheerful – 1,2,3;
1)    Save the bees
2)    Save humanity
3)    Procure food of the gods

We at VivaCity cannot help but notice that lots of people around the planet are visiting our site, but the shy folk that you are, you’re leaving without relieving yourselves. So we’d like you to make a deposit! Please leave a comment below, telling us about any urban beekeeping projects you know in your local ‘hood. We’d love to know. Perhaps, if we get enough comments in, we can use the Ushahidi engine to create a worldwide map of urban honey heros…

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